You know what, to heck with this whole security stuff I’ve already nearly been killed being shoved off a cliff, in the transporter, nearly vaporised twice! I’m going to transfer to engineering and just keep my head down and not get into so many dangerous situations.
Oh hi Dr Daystrom, I’ve got this requisition form for you to sign for…
Oh god, why?
The original is up for grabs if no one has snapped it up already.